We have 3D printers and we discovered a fucking diamond planet and people are still racist do you know how stUPID
okay but you won’t find a song that fits better than this one
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
I want a wet floor sign
The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.